Queen of the Last Resorts

A lost seaside heritage?  

Llandudno is a pleasant and rather elegant seaside resort in North Wales. By day, the streets are filled with fairly ordinary people walking around shopping. Look a little closer though and you will see that the benches on the street corners are filled with belligerent shaven headed dwarves, either high on something or trying to get there.

Come six o’clock, the shops close and almost immediately these groups start to prowl around. They are all short, many have pot bellies and they dress in the styles that they see on TV-Chav TV that is. The female species wear the normal outfits, with Croydon facelifts much in fashion, but distinguish themselves by the amount of homemade tattoos they have.They gibber and swear in a strangled Scouse accent because they think it makes them well ‘ard. They then make their way from pub to pub if they look old enough, or if not sit near the purveyor of strong alcohol to the under aged at the top of town.

A particular favoured venue is a pub called The Carlton. Here you can find three generations of Chavs drinking together. Its also very close to that essential recreation area, a street corner with a bench on it.

Herdy • 6 years ago

Quite simply not true, there are chavs everywhere, these days there's more chavs than flies and they are just as irritating. Llandudno is beautiful, but quite frankly if people read this and it scares them off I'm fine with that let's keep it to ourselves.

Peter • 6 years ago

I agree that Llandudno is a lovely town but there are also a lot of chavs. Some parts of it are among the most deprived in the county and even streets near the centre, such as Clifton Road, have a high percent of scum living there. Most of the problems seem to stem around drugs and alcohol rather than mugging or stealing so it is still a very safe place to live, but beware there is a lot of filth around too.

Tom • 6 years ago

This website is the most unbalanced piece of sh*te I've ever witnessed. Who is going to come chavtowns.co.uk and leave a positive review... 
Llandudno is a lovely town and the proof is in the pudding with the 10's of thousands of visits it gets every year.
It's a lovely Victorian seaside resort with lovely beaches and surrounding views, with lots of do.
There are a few chavs but this is an occurrence in literally every town. Crime is low and how can a few instances of crime depict how everybody is. 

It's a shame because someone thinking of living here may read these stupid reviews and change their minds. 
There are thousands of places in the u.k that are worse than this town and I would hate to move.